Having traveled far and wide in hunting Treasure Caches, finding 12 in the Misty Mountains, and 12 more in Angmar, but whilst searching Forochel I found 11 with my mates but more important than that, I found proof that Turbine is in league with Sauron and they are using their uber powers to project a impenetrable death wall within the confines of the great ice bay.
What dastardly doings is Turbine trying to keep secret? It was with the Eye of Delphi that I was able to pierce the veil enough to locate the final treasure cache of Forochel 15.8S, 70.0W, but even the Eye of Delphi was struck blind deaf and dumb when it tried to see what Turbine was hiding behind the veil of Sure Destruction.
So our little group of stalwart adventures would not be deterred in our quest, again and again we threw ourselves into the mysterious barrier and again and again we were destroyed, albeit land, iceberg or frigid water, death came swift and without warning. We threw at it barriers of our own to try to see this sheet of death, campfires, ice fields, and anything and everything we could think of to try to see the edge... from east to west, north to south, south to north and west to east, finding even a inverted corner in the invisible wall but even when we thought we were in we were in fact out then dead again.
Defeated, we trudged back and asked Gandalf and Bombadil, Frodo and Bilbo, we asked frogs in the shire and even asked a Morgul.... how can we get passed this barrier safely.... the Morgul said, only those already inside the barrier can get out but no one who is sane can get in, as a Morgul I have gotten in many time but not even I have been in there... at which point he cut his own head off, threw at at a cricket and laughed while shouting, I am inside the barrier I am inside the barrier.... it was obvious he was not sane and there was little doubt he was inside the barrier.
Then along came Bombadil who said, "Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow; Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow" all the while he skipped and danced about, "Hey dol merry dol wither are you going? Tramping in the Forochel lands and through the icy rivers flowing!"
It seems he remembered we asked and yes we said, there we be going to find a treasure cache and told him where it be, to which he replied, "Hey dol merry dol tis a GM ya need". So we asked, what is a GM?... well turns out the GMs work for some entity called Turbine and Turbine made the barrier (to protect Sauron's secrets no doubt), and GMs do not think they can transport you there through the barrier of death but Bombadil insists the GMs are crazier than Bombadil and that Bombadil is the craziest there be in all the lands, it was at that point that Bombadil grabbed a Morgul's head from thin air, threw it at a cricket and started shouting, "I am inside the barrier, I am inside the barrier!!"
We cannot claim he was not inside the barrier either, we still want to get in so we are drinking allot of beer and talking to sign posts, but we know that Turbine is in league with Sauron because we are not crazy yet.... are we? And who is this we person am not? OH MY GOODNESS, I AM INSIDE THE BARRIER... wait, no... it is not the barrier of death, it is only Bombadil's water closet.....
What dastardly doings is Turbine trying to keep secret? It was with the Eye of Delphi that I was able to pierce the veil enough to locate the final treasure cache of Forochel 15.8S, 70.0W, but even the Eye of Delphi was struck blind deaf and dumb when it tried to see what Turbine was hiding behind the veil of Sure Destruction.
So our little group of stalwart adventures would not be deterred in our quest, again and again we threw ourselves into the mysterious barrier and again and again we were destroyed, albeit land, iceberg or frigid water, death came swift and without warning. We threw at it barriers of our own to try to see this sheet of death, campfires, ice fields, and anything and everything we could think of to try to see the edge... from east to west, north to south, south to north and west to east, finding even a inverted corner in the invisible wall but even when we thought we were in we were in fact out then dead again.
Defeated, we trudged back and asked Gandalf and Bombadil, Frodo and Bilbo, we asked frogs in the shire and even asked a Morgul.... how can we get passed this barrier safely.... the Morgul said, only those already inside the barrier can get out but no one who is sane can get in, as a Morgul I have gotten in many time but not even I have been in there... at which point he cut his own head off, threw at at a cricket and laughed while shouting, I am inside the barrier I am inside the barrier.... it was obvious he was not sane and there was little doubt he was inside the barrier.
Then along came Bombadil who said, "Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow; Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow" all the while he skipped and danced about, "Hey dol merry dol wither are you going? Tramping in the Forochel lands and through the icy rivers flowing!"
It seems he remembered we asked and yes we said, there we be going to find a treasure cache and told him where it be, to which he replied, "Hey dol merry dol tis a GM ya need". So we asked, what is a GM?... well turns out the GMs work for some entity called Turbine and Turbine made the barrier (to protect Sauron's secrets no doubt), and GMs do not think they can transport you there through the barrier of death but Bombadil insists the GMs are crazier than Bombadil and that Bombadil is the craziest there be in all the lands, it was at that point that Bombadil grabbed a Morgul's head from thin air, threw it at a cricket and started shouting, "I am inside the barrier, I am inside the barrier!!"
We cannot claim he was not inside the barrier either, we still want to get in so we are drinking allot of beer and talking to sign posts, but we know that Turbine is in league with Sauron because we are not crazy yet.... are we? And who is this we person am not? OH MY GOODNESS, I AM INSIDE THE BARRIER... wait, no... it is not the barrier of death, it is only Bombadil's water closet.....